cityandsoul replied to your post: i painted all my fingernails blue except for my…
NO YOU’RE NOT I DO THIS TOO! not with glitter tho but that’s genius.This is why we’re such good friends because i think i do weird shit and then you validate me by saying “NO I DO THIS TOO!” and it makes me really happy also your period stories never cease to entertain me.
<3 <3 lets hang out today??? i might even be able to get us all the way to greensboro, maybe
once i had a hamster named virginity
i didn’t lose it
it died
(via brightorangecock)
I think you’re operating on the presumption that ‘we’ take you seriously to begin with.Quit drawing on your eyebrows. Please. If you get to do that, then us men should be able to draw on beards and expect you to take us seriously as well. FFS
I know lots of guys (many of whom are trans) who draw on beards/mustaches and i find some of them pretty damn hot
also i dunno about you but id probably fuck anybody who drew this on their face every day
I GOT MY PERIOD IN THE WOODS AND A LADY HIPPIE LENT ME A LUNAPAD AND MADE ME TEA
IT WAS GLORIOUS.
ugh why have i never been camping before this is obvs the Goddess’s way of telling me i should go camping ALWAYS.
sorry Mother Gaia hope the blood i dripped on You is an acceptable penance offering
(Source: aboutmiley)
mouths/teeth are totally the weirdest body partsdude…google dental abscesses it’s SO ODD HOW DO BODIES DO THESE THINGS.
1) ALL THAT PUS.
2)talking about teeth/health/body rituals always makes me think of “Body Ritual Among the Nacirema” which i read freshman year of high school and didn’t understand was a joke
3)i am no fan of dentists but OH GOD YOU HAVE A SWELLING THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE ON YR FACE THIS IS WHY WE NEED UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.
Grimes - Vanessa (Official Video) (by arbutusrecords)
I heard nightmusic and hated it so i blocked out grimes for a while but at least i can admit my mistakes.
post-moderntease replied to your post: so what’s everybody doing with their friday night?
eating and wondering why my parents have a more active social life than i do
I KNOW. my parents went to a movie and they wanted me to go with them but i just cant handle humans face-to-face tonight
im spending it curled up in a ball of anxiety and jumping every time my phone beeps
literally the happiest day of my life
Hi, white allies..
don’t ever, ever tell any PoC that they’re white identifying or race traitors or anything of the sort, okay?
like i really really feel if you have no business or authority on a subject you should shut the fuck up???? especially if youre in a conversation...
wow straight men rly dont get how annoying and offensive they r do they im going on a cis straight man dick chopping spree this summer 2k12 no...
i painted all my fingernails blue except for my middle fingers they’re glittery so now if i have to flip someone off they’ll get a nice little flash...
Thanks I try to be delightful glad I’m succeeding.
Dressed up.
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
there is nothing funnier to me than making things weird in a public digital space. please write that artist’s statement.
